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Your husband needs rest

2010-03-16T13:22:00.000+05:00

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

2010-03-16T13:21:00.002+05:00

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Husband to a newly wed wife

2010-03-16T13:21:00.001+05:00

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Wife came home with a goat.

2010-03-16T13:20:00.001+05:00

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Message of the year

2010-03-16T13:19:00.001+05:00

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

2010-03-16T13:17:00.000+05:00

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

2010-03-16T13:16:00.000+05:00

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Recently fired stock trader

2010-03-16T13:15:00.001+05:00

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

2010-03-16T13:13:00.000+05:00

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

I Miss You

2010-03-16T13:12:00.000+05:00

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Difference between Friend & Wife

2010-03-16T13:09:00.002+05:00

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

2010-03-16T13:08:00.001+05:00

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Find someone to love me

2010-03-16T13:05:00.002+05:00

So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)

Happy Valentine’s Day

My heart is given to you

2010-03-16T13:05:00.001+05:00

My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,

We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key … :)

What I need to live

2010-03-16T13:04:00.000+05:00

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentine’s Day

No poems no fancy words

2010-03-16T13:03:00.002+05:00

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

Love filled Valentine Month..

2010-03-16T13:03:00.001+05:00

!!Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It’s feb..

Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!

Love Is A Driver …

2010-03-16T13:02:00.002+05:00

Love Is A Driver …
Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . :)

Love is like playing the piano.

2010-03-16T13:02:00.001+05:00

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Winged cupid painted blind

2010-03-16T13:01:00.001+05:00

Love looks not with
the eyes
but
with the mind
and
therefore is
winged cupid painted
blind … :)

~ shakespare ~

Don’t wait until it’s too late

2010-03-16T13:00:00.000+05:00

Don’t wait until it’s too late
to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they’re gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won’t hear you anymore

U r d beat of my heart

2010-03-16T12:59:00.000+05:00

U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

Pleasure to a single heart

2010-03-16T12:56:00.002+05:00

To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

Click Means

2010-03-16T12:56:00.001+05:00

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

O my dear Valentine

2010-03-16T12:54:00.001+05:00

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

Cupid 2 represent valentines day

2010-03-16T12:53:00.002+05:00

I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

V….is for Valentine

2010-03-16T12:52:00.000+05:00

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

2008-12-23T20:09:00.004+05:00

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

Kitna bhi chaho

2008-12-23T20:09:00.003+05:00

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge,

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge,

Humein mita sakte ho to mita doyaadein meri,

magar..

kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

HapPy VaLentine Day Jan..!!

Honth keh nahi

2008-12-23T20:08:00.005+05:00

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,

Shayad nazar se wohbaat ho jaye.

Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,

ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye…

HapPy Valentine’s day..

Chehrey Per

2008-12-23T20:08:00.004+05:00

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,

Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,

Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye

Inkar Bhi Hai

Iqraar Bhi Hai..

ajj iqraar ker hi do..

dear..

hapPyValentine’s day..

Kon rakhta hai

2008-12-23T20:07:00.008+05:00

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Logh chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain.

~~~~ HAPPY VALENTINE DAY ~~~

Kabhi Ajnabee se

2008-12-23T20:07:00.006+05:00

Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the,

fir yhonhi miltay chale gaye,

hun to aapko dost bananewale the

magar aap to hamare dilki dhadkan banthe chale gaye.

happy Valentine’s Day jaan.

14 Feb Valentine Day

2008-12-23T20:07:00.005+05:00

14 Feb Valentine Day Ko Loog Aysa Kia Karty Hain Kh

Theakh Nine(9) Month Baad

14 Nov Ko

Children Day MananaParta Hai

What the heart

2008-12-23T20:06:00.004+05:00

What the heart gives away is never gone,

but kept inthe hearts of others,

from dusk to dawn.

Love you from

the core of my heart.

Be my Valentine.

Soocha aap say

2008-12-23T20:06:00.003+05:00

Soocha aap say baaat karooon ……

Phir Soocha …

ek mulaqaat Karoon …

Phir Sooocha ….

q na …

Intezaar karoon …

Phir.. Soocha …

q na ..

ek kaam karoon …

ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon …

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

You got

2008-12-23T20:02:00.002+05:00

You got a new Messges ….

Day & Night & all da momentsin B/W ….

all i do is think of U

!happy Valentine’s Day

Your Friendship

2008-12-23T19:58:00.001+05:00

Your Friendship is like a Diamond …

true and rare.

thanks for being a gem of a friendto me

!Happpy Valentine’s Day!

What is common

2008-12-23T19:53:00.001+05:00

What is common b/w good friends

&

Valentine’s?

they fill the heart with love & smiles

!Happy Valentine’s Day

to my friend whobrightens up so many…

Joys and smiles

2008-12-23T19:49:00.001+05:00

Some joys are better expressed in silence,

as a smile holds more meaning than laughter

I asked myself,

if i enjoyed meeting you,

I just smiled.

Surprising Rock In Saudi Arabia

2008-12-18T10:53:00.001+05:00

A huge rock in a village of Al-Hassa region, SAUDI ARABIAraises 11 cm from the ground level once in a year during themonth of April and stays elevated for about 30 minutes !!! They say that 17 years ago, one terrorist was shot dead behindthis rock as he was hidden there. This encounter happened inthe month of April 1989. You can see the fresh blood stains onthe rock. Most surprisingly, when the rock raises from theground, these stains become darker, fresher and wet. Localresidents tried to wipe off the stains several times, butafter some time it appears again on the rockautomatically

Wo School ki seedi

2008-11-24T15:37:00.001+05:00

Woh school ki seedi woh pyaar bhari baatein,,,
Woh syllabus ki tension woh exam ki raatein,,,
Woh canteen ki party woh b'day ki laatein,,,
Woh ruthna manana woh bunk mulakate,,,,

Library mein woh sona
temporary woh music woh movie woh cards ki magic,,,,

Proposal ki planning mein raat ka gujarna,,,
Fir class k peehche ki seat pe sona,,,,

Library mein jakar chehro ko padna,,,
Betuki bato ko seriously lena,,,,

Woh matlab ki batein hasi mein udana,,,,
Na woh din hai na raate na gussa na baatein,,,,

Agar Kuch Hai To Bas "YAADEIN HI YAADEIN"...

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